After I'd recovered from the shock of finding out I was pregnant, something suddenly occurred to me which cheered me up. I told the husband that it was traditional for him to give me an eternity ring, as a token of his gratitude and appreciation for the safe arrival of his first-born. I showed him examples of such items so he would know what was necessary.

Initially he accused me of making it up, now he's pretending that the conversation never happened.

Happy 48th Birthday to Madonna, by the way.